For a long time, want to go to a McDonald's and share your birthday and Christmas together.I know "again poor not ability poor education", the competition in new century, return a root exactly is knowledge and the talented person's competition, probably these 38 pieces of destinies that from now on change fresh flowers.The McDonald's will have of, everythings will have.I believe that you will also definitely my chivalrous act applause.On the way home, I am catching to whet"similarly beg down a street of three, is the margin Zha that is a person so big?"Suddenly from the restaurant of distance McDonald's in spread the laughter of sarcasm, cruise reputation to go to, the sumptuous boulevard street side dropped out of school the face that the youth acquaints with shot to almost break my chest.
There is a secret hasn't been bringing uping to you, I had sideline:Ten garbages!At present I am in the sumptuous boulevard south carry garage and bedroom of that lousy tail building 1 F again many a new function:Storehouse.The appearance that don't see those a person in the city severe and solemn demeanor, in fact their public spirit still rather a ten garbages of classic!The railroad that once wears a city center side always the heap is various miscellaneous articles or objects that was full to throw down to come from the train, I was once shot a leg department by a wine bottle, started to walk road to have some now lame.The environment that in great quantities throws a thing away to pollute the whole city, incredibly few someones come to take care of and luckily still have a flock of be like me am similar consciousness for having a high environmental protection of carter and mudlark.I feel that the whole city because of our existence but beauty!
Do you know?Have a night my time in ten garbages pick up to a purse, my foot is in the strong wind wait four hours, just wait until that to open "big stupid" owner.That old man right away gives me 300 dollars Be remunerate, this is to buy a mint of money of ten floret Aos and 200 Chinese foot red head ropes, while I ain't moved by money, positively brush-off, because that purse inside only have three dollars, how can I can bear?Originally the old man is testing me, he says that I was like grandson's three hairs that he dies, I once returned to the life of rich and honored with him and also said he in person granddaughter-the woman of an as skinny as a stick, complexion deadly pale marries me.
I once looked forward to rich and honored as well-took other people Deng's three-wheeled cart to big gear to drink beer every evening, ate seafood, but I led the life of spoiling the poor people-free adjusted me afraid cold, there is genial breezes I afraid heat, most important of BE, I could not get away from you-health but beautiful sunlight girl, although we for the sake of existence have to every day respectively rushing about of thing, farthest of you are my recent love forever.
You keep making my word to write slantingly, letter also have no person is attracted to 《Liu Hui Fang 》 , in fact I am also one"cultural person", only primary school I attended for nine years and also calculated up"primary school graduate student".The result is also always quite good while reading a junior high school, just after the classmate counting down the first in class stops schooling, I just unfortunately once connected his seat.Talk about intelligence and fighting skill, I always feel that comparing with Wang Shuo or a summary is tiny a little bit a little higher.
Vanilla likes to listen to you singing that 《our life is full of sunlight 》 most .I think your voice is stiller high than that English, stiller bright than farmland earthquake, want ～only and you together, my life was full of sunlight.You have to ask me to love you have much deep, LOOK, the moon represents my heart!
Prosperous wealth, the midnight is at the lousy tail building dwelling
A spool of joke brocade gathers an old agriculture of chapter 1783 to get to the Internet to also call names
The Chinese out of the world:
Declare first:The An isn't an old man son, not a language literalness scholar expert.The An is common Chinese, one is big old thick, common people.
But, the An wants to ruthlessly be head one stick for some people today!Is asking you how to talks?Don't beat you the head break a blood!Don't punish you to kowtow to admit mistake in front of forbears!
Turn on a television, browse newspaper and browse on the Internet, the An sometimes really cannot see.The An is angry and angry, cannot help but wanting to scold your these bastards!Ask you:Why to make the language writing of mean old ancestor thus?
The reform opens good!The entrance to a country opens, the world of outside really fascinating;Joined WTO, learned a foreign language and say the person of ocean words is many, the An pretty envies to you and feels to learn a foreign language to really have a necessity.
But you have to know:In our nation, the person of above 90%, including your parents and brothers sister can't speak a foreign language, also unpleasant to hear understand ocean of words.So, you must say Chinese language at in home, still have to hard say.Never watch a somebody else television program the host, Hong Kong singer's movie star mouth slip away, you also follow to break wind and freely emit.Particularly don't under your father and mother and our poverty in agriculture big old thick in the center, you also suddenly emit an ocean words.You want not to believe and really probably grieve your old dad old mama.
Be like one act like this, your Zha Xi already for often, lead with fashionable?
Is a rightness of very the young man of vogue.
On meeting, Zhang Kou be:"Kao you kiss mama(the こ h にちは )".
Another unexpectedly Kua he:"Admire- wild(Hi)".
They still warm and affectionately embrace each other.
This scolds while breaking up:"Dog** of(good-bye)".
The another still receives again and again:"Eight Yes(bye), eight Yes(bye), see again!"
Is this to sincerely seek to scold if your mama Die doesn't understand ocean words?
See you write of article, say of words, don't you feel absurd shameless?
Plant manager, you call his manager, after again call president, chief executive officer, big style of, again afterwards again change call owner, old total, eldest brother.The An sees shine on if this continues, more order salary, you may call their"old daddy".
The female secretary who leads office, you superficially shout somebody else's secretary and public relations, back how can call somebody else's lover, small sweet, two milk?
You"cow", "true cow", the cow spirit hurtles a sky.The starting to talk about stock is also the mouthful"cow, bear what city".The An is big old thick to say that"cow, bear" all feels shy, isn't it "cow b and Huai bear"?See you hang by the side of the mouth all day long it, ascend newspaper and ascended television.Is really ugly!The Ans all blush for you.
Science and technology is getting more flourishing, the computer united a net.Freedom of speech in the network world, marvellous endless!But, the An wasn't harmed by you to dare to get to the Internet now.The An fears very much, afraid lead for your speeches mentally deranged.See the phrases that you use online,cheap beats by dr dre, absolutely all over the place, many like ox hair:
Spot bamboo, spot pig, dizzy vegetables, novice, big shrimp, small property, depend, crest, crazy crest, clap brick, east east, girl, infuse water ……
Still have:MM(younger sister), GG(elder brother) and JJ(elder sister), DD(younger brother) and BF(male friend), GF(girl friend) and LG(husband) ……
Whole is indescribable, the soil ocean Be miscellaneous to hand over, not west not medium.
"1234567890" can completely replace Chinese characters, representative"want to love life and death me Liu spirit afraid long you", also have already allowed much more method of using to bes, the whole Chinese characterses arbitrarily replace.In fine, let people always can not understand brains, felling disorder uncanny.
The An is really poorly read and ignorant!None of so great invention knows seeing to Chinese characters sooner or later will be canceled by you.You talk and write an article to completely use a number and feel to still use very fluently, very great.If this discovers for those"scholar" and"expert"s, definitely wants to declare to the whole world again:Our China turned in the world at the first one or two language writing number.
It is strange very and the rise.See the An is overwhelmed with work and feel vexed spirit rashness;Is surprised An gape, could not say words.
Talk like this, really is "is handsome Be getting more foolish, cool died"?Is this"cool" word, original meaning also have no what good.For example:Is cold, torture.You is an abnormal condition like this!If these make your forbears and mama Die know, not spirit does your ancestral grave burst and will also let your father and mother throw up blood?
Does the An ask from where you learn?
Oh!The heel some alternative Hong Kong singer, movie star learns.
This not oddness.The An early feels suspicious:You really have skill!The birthday, horoscope, the vital statistics and eccentricity of those singer's movie stars how, are you all clear and entirely remember?The An is finally understand now:You why have play the fool facial expression and that is unclear not pure say to sing of euphonic.
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