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The chicken occasionally walks in small way north bound in the in the field, runs into a frog(the frog doesn't call) and asks a way:"What are you ?"
Answer:"Frog."
The chicken is greatly a surprised Cha, say:"There is all feather on the every chicken body, while you don't have one feather, how can be called a chicken?"
The frog answers:"If must there is a feather just can call that it calls a chicken, so the pheasant of beard house in Shanghai, (prostitute of don't call)
There is all feather on the body?"
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A galoot almost even is cold warm hungry satisfied to all can not distinguish.The clay-cold Jin dies, Yan Wang Hen is too useless, punish his future life to rear
Sheng, and then turn to read a to think, this person had no blunder while was living, still punish the thing that he did the Human body.
The Yan king then inquires judge, the judge says:"He is stupid useless, punish him to do an eyebrow, beard?"
Yan Wang Shuo:"The beard eyebrow relates to the person's gauge and still punish him to do a nail."
The galoot quickly entreats a way:"If make my future life do a nail, the mean person wish does a Chinese nail, the person run into to cherish, can
Grow number inch, can ast least also grow to few cents, have a successful in career day on the whole;If fall in the foreign hand, he shears with the knife every day,
I always had no successful in career day."
The text chapter 3926 washes egg/damn of zipper/predict accurately of tortoise
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There is a person that is Han Xi Dan, a day his daddy shampooes his daughter-in-law to seek Han Xi Dan in the home, but Han Xi Dan is not at home, he asks Han Xi Dan's father and says:"Dad, pleased Dan?(Wash egg?)"Once the old man listenned to angry, didn't manage her, she says again:"Han Xi Dan?(Still washed egg)"old man a listen to faint!
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A rightness of newly married couples go to a seashore to honeymoon, bride after bathing, on getting into a bedroom, strip nude whole body of dress trousers, be like a big form to spread body to lie on the bed.
She waited for a long time, but the bridegroom didn't charge forward as the imagination ground, she hence the sweet girlish voice says:"Sweet heart, I really dare not believe us have been already got married."
Again wait in a short while, the bridegroom still didn't respond.She withdraws Jiao to say again:"Whether we really became husband and wife."
The bridegroom cannot helped but any further at this time.He loudly roars to say:"If not that this the zipper damning Be getting worse, I early made you taste conjugal taste."
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The old woman contains a tortoise, she says:"This is one don't Bu first of tortoise, you want to know the matter of Shi Mo, though ask."
Some A says:"Excuse me, how many sheep did I keep?"
The tortoise stretches its head into stretch out, repeatedly 33 times.
"The tortoise says that you kept 33 sheep." old woman says.
Some AN is very excited, because the tortoise completely answered a rightness.
Some C he doesn't believe evil, bent on having a hard nut to crack to test this tortoise, he says:
"Is my wife doing Shi Mo now?"
At this time, the small tortoise slowly climbs, however the Hou is very hard of lie on the table toward Hou Yang, continuously wield its arms and legs.
The text chapter 3927 advertises/the examination of 16 witness/nurses and junior colleges
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There is feeling overflowing at the inferior broadcasting television advertisement, the Shamanism teaches a regrets way:"Think an advertisement that I made in those early years, Chien simple list, consumedly square square, easy to read, the women and children all knew.Is 45 years old now above of the female comrades all know,beats by dre solo, 'progress by leaps card sanitary belt, more wear more through wear'"
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The court is taking up a homicide case, sexy of the call girl sit on the accused at table.Judge:"According to current various data, very disadvantageous to you, did you what rubbish can say? girl:"have of, that very day of homicide case I have been lying on the bed, and, I go to have 16 witnesses."
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Midterm in the nurse junior college, together choose the topic that try BE:The structure of penis officer is 1, meat;2, bone;3, sponge body.
As a result a female student chose 2, bone.
The teacher in anger scolds her to say:"Unexpectedly you incredibly even choosing the structures of male's most basic reproductive organs is wrong!"
"But my according to not theory but is the examination of fulfillment!"The female student argues forcefully a way
Thing of the text chapter 3928 bed/female the police department grow of the story/key teach zero to divide
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The hard Zi buys for the first time safe set of, walked into market not to know which counter.Hence to person's pry:"I want to buy bed up use of" doesn't waits he to finish saying, the other people tell him:"BE on the second floor bed last thing department."The hard Zi arrives at there and summons up courage to speak up:"Young lady, I want to buy a set of son."Wait young lady to take out thing, the hard Zi got a fright.The Hua is a very big quilt sack!
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The county conference in female bureau chief stays county guest house.Originally still had two days, session, then washed a body up the small dress.Have never thought that there is urgent matter processing in the city, then take the pants and the driver to set out.The road superior's machine tells a bureau chief and why not hangs pants on the rear-view mirror, by so doing arrived suburb and then blow dry.The bureau chief consents gladly.Have never expected car to open to have no how far then drop.The bureau chief is upset, life driver bottom go to ten, the driver knows the traffic of the secretary of mayor ascends also from the county in return, fear be seen, then the desire lets out german shepherd to pick up, the female bureau chief smells listen to, this accounts quite good, then fork out two legs to let the german shepherd smell private parts, put a dog to get off.Who knew to wait along while to also disappear a dog back, but listenned to one bellow, originally the dog didn't go ten pantses, but Zhang Kou keeps the Dang department of rushing toward behind mayor Ma ……
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A group of persons have fun not as well happy,
Only a female classmate Ying one face helplessly sit on the river bank to looking at river water,
The his classmate small hair runs to ask him, is their dialogues as follows
Small hair:"Ying, how don't have fun together with us?"
The Ying point at river water one face to innocently say:"You see! well dangerous!"
Small hair:"Water combines can't very deep, very safe."
Ying:"Is not! you visit noodles in Shui-li having a tadpole"
The small hair says with smile:"Now is summer, noodles in Shui-li certainly has a tadpole,
Trusting the tadpole can't bite yours."
The Ying say very nervously:"Do not go! dangerous, tadpole very dangerous"
The small hair asks:"Is the tadpole very dangerous? why?"
The Ying lower the head small voice's saying:"Will be pregnant"
The small hair smells the speech fainting.
The text chapter 3929 cannon beats "illicit lovers"/hope a prostitute to quench thirst
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The cannon beats "illicit lovers"
There is a rightness of villages"illicit lovers" in the corn field secret rendezvous.At this time, not too the sea beach of distance, the artillery starts training the gunning of cannon.One new soldier is in the training because of nervous carelessly gun muzzle from change direction the direction of green yarn debt toward the sea surface mistake, go off accidentally a cannon to beat in corn Tienchung as a result, fall in "illicit lovers" neighborhood efflorescence.
The artillery leader of class sees the form yell"not good!"For avoid and reduce farmer brothers corn field etc. wealth
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